When a toddler, Dad was showing off his New Boat to Mom and her Dad and his wife. Dad stuck me in the boat so I couldn't get into trouble. I, too, discovered a magic marker and drew a line all the way around the new boat.
I was snatched out of the new boat and given to my step-grandmother to be taken inside. I didn't want to go so I said my first curse word, too. "GD, let me go Sandy."

I learned what Dawn dish soap tasted like.