The name Gecko45 comes to mind!
It's all been pretty much said already. Dumb idea that will get you into more trouble than it will get you out of. I would have a very hard time not laughing uncontrollably at anyone that I saw carrying one.
"CWP" Maam! I'm here to help!"
Be advised MAG NUM, that I am not in any way making fun of you. Just the idea of someone actually carrying one of those! BTW, welcome to the forum. It is good to ask questions in places like this. Some very knowledgeable people here, who have been around the block a time or two!
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