Fox News just reported that Chicago is starting another gun buyback program tomorrow. Chicago officials admit that the program won't do anything about the guns most likely to be used on the streets, but they want to get all those dusty old guns out of your attics and basements so that they aren't found by children.

So get out your Lorcins and RGs, and go get some cash to buy a new gun!

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