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Old 05-20-2010, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by DeadAye View Post
If you measure distance in beers .

If your wife and both ex-wives are sisters and all are aware of your long time affair with their momma --- (I really knew this group)
I guess that I and many of my friends are rednecks. the one about the distance in beers actually happened. A buddy of mine asked me one time, bout 95 or 96 if I would help him load a motorcycle after work one day,and when I asked how far out of town it was, he actually said "'bout two beers"
You also might be a redneck if you have been married 5 times and still have all the same inlaws.
Wow, I am officially a redneck.
gordon and BTW, I knew exactly how far 2 beers was. (2 miles) in the summer, bout 4 in the winter.
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