My favorite is when someone asks a specific question about a piece of gear, and half the responses have nothing to do with the question.

Q: "Where do I find the best price on a Dillon".
A) "Buy a single stage press" or "Try a Rockchucker."

Q: "Where is the best source of info on using an HKS Speedloader?"
A: "You really need to use an auto and Buffalo Bore Ammo because the use of speedloaders is documented as being ineffective."

Q: "Would you rather go to a restaurant for a steak or Italian tonight?"
A: "Yeah, that would be fine."
Sorry, that last one is something my wife would say, leaving me to guess which answer is correct...