I feel your pain.

Though in my late 40's I still have all of my hair and feel no need to shave it off, exchange my blue jeans for black jeans, my grey t-shirts for skin tight black t-shirts with tatoo art on them, a kydex holster, a Glock with extra mags and "The Punisher" skull emblazoned somewhere on it's frame, and then putting on a couple of earrings to go with a tribal tatoo on my arm. The only skull on my body or clothes is the one under my hat.

I watched the original "Night of the Living Dead" and I know that classic revolvers and pump shotguns with, dare I say wooden stocks are more than capable of taking out the undead hordes.

I can't believe the number of casualties we had in our "Civil War" (or War of Northern Agression) without Gaston's Glock. Amazing when you think about it.

If the right Glock 19 comes in the shop I am going to buy it and epoxy two stag grip panels on the frame just to be a smart alec.