1: "Because the local PD refuses to issue me a LEO"
2: "Because I'm 68 years old and have no other way to defend myself against the druggies mugging people in my community"
3: And, finally, "Because the 2nd A gives me that right".
Or you could move next door to Vermont avoiding all this and living in a state with a very low crime rate.
Just one of the reasons I left the Bay State when I graduated from HS.
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