You aren't the first one to have this problem. My exwife was raised on her grandparents farm and they had a goose that got turned intro a pet. When her grandfather butchered it and the grandmother cooked it, no one could eat it (even the grandparents).

I would sell the hog (if your wife agrees) and get another. I lived for a while in Iowa and while there I learned that hogs are actually pretty smart animals. That is one expensive pet though.

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