For a short time I had her ring tone set to Elton John's "The B*tch is Back" and I was "da man" to my buddies. Until one day I misplaced my phone at home and stupidly asked my wife to "call me" so we could locate it via the ringer noise. Needless to say, she found my phone and returned it in several pieces along with a glaring, I mean glaring "stink eye stare" that would slice thru granite.

I believe I'm still in the Guinness Book of World Records for the most expensive replacement phone ever. To this day, the words "ring tone" are never to be spoken in my house.

And yes, there is a lesson to be learned here.....Class dismissed.