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Old 06-28-2013, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by finesse_r View Post
This is the USA. You can sue here for anything.

Your coffee is too hot sue the waitress and restaurant. Your dog barks too much, sue the breeder. Your wife feeds you too many sweets and you become obese, sue her for domestic abuse. Your kid fails algebra, sue the school for some kind of discrimination, and get his teacher fired. Some woman refuses to go out with you sue her for causing you mental anguish. Some woman actually goes out with you, sue her for mental anguish. You go deer hunting and shoot another hunter dead, sue the rifle manufacturer for not having sufficient warning engraved on the barrel, and then sue the deceased family for, you guessed it, mental anguish. Someone advises your wife to leave you for her own safety, sue them for alienation of affection, and of course conspiracy to cause you mental anguish, which will soon be a federal offense most likely. I mean this is the good old US of A after all, and here suing is our constitutional right, right??
Man, now I'm bummed. You'll be hearing from my attorney...
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