There was a young man fresh out of seminary school that made his way to West Texas for an
appointment as the newest preacher in a small ranching community.

The first Sunday came and the young preacher prepared his sermon, to find only one old cowboy show'd up for the service.

Quite embarrassed the preacher says, well we could try it again next Sunday...

The ol cowboy sezs, now hold on there preacher, if'n I haul out a whole load hay and
only one cow shows up...Why, that cow 'll get fed that day!

Well now, the cowboy's logic did make sense to the preacher and so he lit in..."In the begining.........."
and commenced a marching through chapters and verse, for over an hour he spoke.

When the preacher finally looked up, only to see the ol cowboy in the pew back there fast asleep.

Well this made the preacher up-set, he stomp'd back to the pew and shook the ol cowboy and says,
yur the one that told me about the cow gettin' fed...And now here you are asleep like yur home in bed!

Preacher, what I told you 'bout that cow gettin fed is true....But, I wouldn't feed her the whole durn load!

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"IN GOD WE TRUST"