Hi:
I was NEVER successful in "UN-armed combat. Normally I would badly bruise my opponent's knuckles with my face.
If push comes to shove in this time period, before drawing my firearm:
1. start screaming "RAPE, RAPE"!
2. Knock my opponent silly with my purse (pink in color)
3. RUN (after kicking off my high heels)
4. If my opponent (S) start chasing me, I will stop long enough to throw my freshly soiled Depend Diaper in his/their face.
5. Find a phone and call his/their Mother (s) and tattle on him/them.
Jimmy (I an't right)
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