Years ago when things went really bad with my son's mother, she demanded that I sell my "ridiculous Ferrari", which I owned several years before I met her, and give her half the money. I remember my reply as if it was yesterday. "I'll sell the car for a dollar, and give you 50 cents. That twice what you're worth, you two bit (lady of the evening)". If anyone doesn't know the exact word I used, I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with door.