Why do I carry a gun? Well, I used to tie a string to the trigger guard and drag the gun behind me. That looked kind of goofy. Now I just carry it.

I learned long ago that there are predators that exist in our society. I have helped put many of them in prison, but there are still many that roam looking for their next victim, and their next victim ain't gonna be me. Years ago, three street monkeys in San Francisco chose me as their next victim. My friend, Herr Walther, changed their mind.