Well, the wife didn't object when I talked with her, so I went back today and bought it. I almost died when I walked in and another customer was looking at it. He thought and debated, like I did yesterday and I stayed away, but within ear shot, cringing and kicking myself for not getting there 5 minutes earlier, until he declined to purchase. Recognizing me from the day before, the clerk immediately handed it to me, and the deal was done, although at a slightly higher price than I thought, but with four magazines.

I'll post some pics when I'm back home and have a camera.
You guys know I was kidding about Jimmy.