A feller gave me some business cards titled "Why do I carry a gun?"
I carry a gun because there is evil in the world. It strikes in Churches, McDonalds, the Library, at home, and in traffic.
When it comes, you won't have time to wait for the police. It will come suddenly without warning and with unbelievable violence.
I believe it is my job as a man to protect my family and other innocents from this evil.
Generations of Americans have fought and died to protect this country, their families, and friends.
It is my right and my duty to follow in their footsteps if called upon to do so.

Works for me.

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Eccentric old coot