I don't want ANYTHING to do with the police, AT ALL.

I've found that the best way to do that is to obey the law, especially the traffic laws.

Is that a 100% guarantee? No.

Will it serve you well in MOST cases (depending upon who and where you are)? Yes.

• Obey the law.
• Leave the "banter" to Law & Order.
• Comply, but volunteer nothing and consent to nothing.
• ALWAYS carry a recording device of some sort.