Originally Posted by THE PILGRIM

Funny you should mention a Ford 8n.
A guy down the street from me has one in his garage.
One day he was in his yard with the garage door up.
So I stop, roll down the window and yell,
Can I borrow that tractor?
He looks at me kind of funny.
I continue, you do have a Bush Hog?
He replies, no Bush Hog.
That is so weak!
I got weak folks living in my neighborhood.