HD, there was a squad in my platoon that tried to pull a quick one on the DI. One of the soldiers in that squad passed inspection. So, the others decided they were going to use his lower for inspection. The DI just let each one hang themselves until all had been inspected. He then had that squad carry LITTLE JAKE around the barracks, switching shoulders on his command. I think they made it around the barracks 1-1/2 times.
BTW, LITTLE JAKE was the 3/4 length of a telephone pole (about 14' long). BIG JAKE was about 21' long.
HOOAH!