A Montblank, a bic, a tactical pen, and a sharp pencil walk into a bar.
ALL will hurt if stuck in your eye. Let's be real, the tactical pen was specifically designed to be strong enough to be used for stabbing, an impact weapon, or "DNA collector". Can we simply call a spade a spade? A cop at say a courthouse that let one get by, & it was then used, NOT FOR WRITING, would be in some hot water, I'd hope.