Last Saturday I was invited to see Lewis Black-I like him-at the Paramount Theater in Denver. I checked the website prior and saw that weapons of any kind are prohibited. I parked in a secured garage nearby and locked my pistol in the in-car lock box (secured to vehicle by a cable).

When we got there they had 5 lines to go through and be wanded. My date’s purse was opened for them to look in but at no time did the personnel put their hands in her bag. They also missed her pepper spray lol.

One of my baseball buddies is a retired cop. At Coors Field he identifies himself to the officers at whatever gate we go in, they take down his seat info and have him bypass the metal detector.