FUN WITH THE MASK
I went up to the drug store to pick up a new prescription. I took along one of the masks my sister made for me to wear for the first time. My sister really put a lot of planning and engineering into this mask (she's a mechanical engineer). It has a lot of pleats in it which I assume increases the surface area for catching respiratory expulsions.
When I stated my date of birth at the prescription counter, I noticed that I was hearing a reverberation in my voice which to my wiseacre mind sounded like Darth Vader. This was too good to pass up. When I was at the front cash register, I told the cashier how the mask made my voice reverberate and then I did the classic Star Wars line, "Luke, I am your father." The cashier was practically rolling on the floor laughing.
James Earl Jones would have been proud of me.
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