I've got a condition that prevents me from wearing a useless mask.
It's known as Freedom.
Freedom to live my life as I see fit.

You can stay at home if your freaking out over the chi com flu.
I'll live my life as usual.
And when I'm in a store I'll keep the 6ft distance.
But if you approach me and start to go into a rant, I'll close fast into your covered mug.

Freedom, isn't it great.