Now there's a man who knows what's important!!

My life used to be governed by calendars, clocks, and secretaries. I always knew the day, the date, and the time----always!

Now I know what month it is---usually, by the end of the first week or so; at least. I know what time it is (in the daytime) by looking at the sun----can usually get it within an hour or so. I seldom know what day it is, and virtually never know what the date is----and have to ask----or look on the TV program guide------------and best of all, I don't care.

Ralph Tremaine