You can find them all over eBay, amigo - let me know if you'd like for me to send you one. Hey, Gina flew out to Dallas for a shopping day with her sweet (gay male) friend from college (he was having difficulties traveling, so she helped him so they could have a fun shopping day) a few years back. He flew from ABQ to DAL in the morning, no sweat. When they checked in for the afternoon's flight back, TSA found the credit card knife (just like this one) that had been in his wallet for months. No one was alarmed (he was a very sweet guy, clearly not a threat), but I thought it was hilarious that he'd already been through security and flown with it earlier in the day.

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