Thanks Erich. I read that after I posted it and it looked like I was just rambling on.

My signature line is kind of a tribute to my dad who died a few years back. Wanna hear the story? OK. Mom died back in 79 and dad remarried around 1986. She was the nastiest, onryiest woman I ever saw. We actually stopped going out to eat with them because she always caused such a scene about the food, service, you name it. Brought many a waitress to tears. They ended up divorcing a few years later and dad seemed pretty quiet about it all. The day after the divorce I asked him if he was OK, etc.

He just looked at me and said "son,...don't ever marry a woman who is mean to your waitress."