A guy cruises through a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a thing..."

I always answer "spider and werewolves" and then nod solemnly.

Bears. There's also a monkey running loose in these parts that's got me worried.

I seen that there Monkey on TV and told my wife that if it had bitten me, well, let's just say it woudn't have bitten me again, or anybody else for that matter.

Avocados really scare me. Especially when they are lurking in guacamole. Can't stand the things!

I think you guys may have missed the point!! msn

"Marsupials scare me....Cuz they're FAST!"

Zombies! RUN!