Hi Guys!
Last night while watching Southpark on Comedy Central I saw a comercial for the World Wildlife Fund. In this commercial they had some dried-up movie hag stating that the polar bears are suffering and are less than a decade from going extinct due to global warming.
I was furious but laughing my ass off at the same time.
The commercial shoed a polar bear lounging on a small ice sheet with her cub.The bear looked healthy and content "possibly irritated that some asshat was photographing her".
Later in the commercial was a scene with two "reserchers" up close to a bear one on each side taking pictures "I was of the belief that a healthy polar bear can pull a 500 pound seal through a small hole in the ice and throgh it several yards using only its teeth" not somthing I would want to get real close to.
I dont believe in man-made global warming and certentl don't think the polar bear is in any trouble. As a mater of fact the last news that I heard from the polar regions is that its getting colder, Somthing to due with the axis of the Earth facing away from the sun "It's called winter I think "
Anyway please send $50 to the South Carolina fund for endangered ugly animals and I'll personaly campain to save the endangered Opossum "

Yeah, they're endangered down here two. There's two layin' dead on the road just up from the house here. With all the ones that get killed you have to wonder if any of'em ever make it across the road.

This global warming nonsense is really getting out of hand. You'd think with all the degrees they have to have to do that research, they could understand something as simple as weather patterns.

Politics trumps weather patterns.

This is a serious question so no laughing.
I know they are hunted. What do they taste like? Has anyone ever eaten any?
I'm takling about Polar Bears, not possums.

the scariest part about the whole global warming thing is a lot of people believe it. there is some verbage in the bailout bill that is the first step in making it legal to sell "carbon credits"

I aint pokeing a polar bear in the butt with a stick , he will do just fine with out me messing with him, remenber you are in his kitchen , carbon credits be damed