Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything
together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter
said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll himover.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to
confirm. 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen em,' but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with
them two assholes.'

Good one!