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Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty li'l ting, too." Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!" When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night when we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one Oil?" His wife said, "Yeah, I do!" Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40."  Be a Liberal: Rewrite the past, lie about the present, and offer nothing for the future. |
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