I would have thought that a large, healthy, robust pubic hare would have value if for no other reason than it's rarity. I've noticed a steady decline in the pubic hare over the last 30 years or so.

The pubic hares today, when seen, look very weak when compared to the hares of yesterday.

Must have to do with habitat, something is certainly thinning the herds, you know, trimming them so to speak.

I call bullshit on this animal. And, I'm still waiting...

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Originally posted by Onomea:


For those who don't know, Boy George and Prince are bigtime singers

MANY YEARS AGO they were big time singers.

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Originally posted by Sebago Son:Pubic Hares can be easily decoyed using fast cars, syrupy drinks, diamond rings, Barry White albums.....

Barry WHO?

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Originally posted by Stevens:
Hare pie anyone?

Wow...I don't feel so bad for saying that term in front of a teacher in High School now.

Jim,
I just sent you something interesting.

Ah, yes, the Mexican hairless. Hmmmm. An interesting sub species that does have some commercial appeal and applications, unlike its Northern cousin. It is usually rented by its owner for a brief period of time. Usually not more than 15 minutes per session. The transaction occurs, but is not limited to: against a wall, under a table, in a bed, on a bed, handcuffed to the bed, between the sheets, on the sheets, wrapped in the sheets, tied up with the sheets, on top of the table, with the table, under the table, tied to the table, leaning agaist a kiosk, on top of the kiosk, in the kiosk, chained to the kiosk, on top of the bar, under the bar, one partner hanging from the chandelier, one partner swinging from the chandelier, both participants hanging and swinging from the chandelier, inside a phone booth, tied to the phone booth, inside the phone booth wrapped in cellophane, in a stair well, under the stair well, on the stairs, in a chair, under the chair, with a chair, tied and, or handcuffed to the chair, on top of a taxi cab, under a taxi cab, between taxi cabs, in a moving taxi cab, between two moving taxi cabs, inside a stationary taxi cab - with or without an audience, leaning against a tree, up a tree, by a tree, chained to the tree, tied to the tree with leather thongs, with a knothole in the tree, on the back of a moving and, or stationary donkey, with a donkey...uh, that costs more - don't ask.

Well, as you can see, the possibilities are endless.

In a little cafe just the other side of the border... she was givin' me looks that made my mouth water...you're so big and so strong...and the night is so long. Yep, that's me, alright.

Like I said, the sessions are about 15 minutes duration. I generally manage all of the above in ten minutes or less. I don't know what you boys do with the extra five minutes, but I usually finish off the bottle of Jose Cuervo and rest up a bit before I go looking for the next pubic hairless.

Don't know if you mentioned it QC, but I prefer my Hare underglass with NO CASO....

Cheese belongs in Hasenpfeffer and for that you need the East German native hare also known as Ludmilla the Leather Lepus....

Ludmilla? Ludmilla the Hun? Blonde braids, built like a Pkw VI? Metal breastplate and Viking helmet with horns? I knew her. She used to prowl around out at the Heidelburg Rod & Gun. She's the only person I know who could out Jagermeister me. We'd wake up nekkid in the woods buried under empty Jagermeister bottles, smelling like rotten Limburger and really bad sauerkraut. She was my one true love. Too bad she was an East German spy. I had to kill her. I hope you didn't have any emotional attachments to her.

I sure hate to burst anyone's bubble but you boys are sick. I admire that in a person.

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Ludmilla? Ludmilla the Hun? Blonde braids, built like a Pkw VI? Metal breastplate and Viking helmet with horns? I knew her.

I hope you didn't have any emotional attachments to her.

I wondered why she stopped calling.... although I admit it was rather bothersome with the Time Zone Differentials... she'd be drunken dialing me in the middle of the afternoon while I was trying to get some sleep....

The only time I miss Luddy is when I hear the Aria from Wagner's "Ride of the Valkerie"....
I can't watch Apocalypse Now anymore because of it.... Man but that girl could Ride.... and she made a mean cuissant... she had the buns for it....

But, speaking of cheese, Luddy's yogurt wasn't nearly as good as that made by her cousin from the Alsace.... her uncle, Herr Suite taught her how... but that's another story.....

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Smitty