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What a stupid bastard.

Ken


That about nails it. Big Grin
 
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And I used to get shit for not eating red meat on Fridays during lent. Wink


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Well, I heard that after eating the man, the crock burped. And another one said 'bless you"! There you have it folks, the blessing Smiler

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Let me think this through, Crocs eat Muslims, maybe Gators will also. Gives one a whole new outlook on possible solutions for the problem..................


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And that's exactly what happened to all the ancient Egyptians.

 
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Rubel's first words on entering his afterlife...

"This ain't so great... I feel lower than crocodile sh!t."
 
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Hah! Darwin wins again


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Maybe he was eaten because he smelled like a goat.
 
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I bet he was thinking...

"Don't this just bite!"




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