The thing that really trips my trigger is the bread companies that hire left handed twister installers. If a bread twister doesn't start loosening when I twist counterclockwise I will cut a slit in the top of the bag and throw the whole damn thing out to the birds. Then I take a vow never to buy that brand again. So far my list is at 14 brands. Yes I do the same thing with anything that has a twister.

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The thing that really trips my trigger is the bread companies that hire left handed twister installers.

The thing that really trips my trigger is the bread companies that hire RIGHT handed twister installers.

Agree with your peeve but some of us are left handed!

aw nuts, I thought that this was about PIZZA...
and beer.

The one thing that trips my trigger is people who spell "pisses" as "pizzes."



(I'm sorry. I really couldn't help myself.)

Honestly, nothing really pisses me off any more, seriously.
If how your bread ties is twisted on is that much of a burden then you have a great life. Not wanting to flame you and definitely not my intention but there's a lot of folks that would love to run that little twisty thing backwards the first time and have bread to eat.
I can adapt to a plastic coated metal wire wound in an inconvenient direction for the intitial use. If you shoot my dog, then I'd be pissed off. If you shoot my wife (not counting the ex) then I'd be really pissed off.

So many things and such little time.

If you think that's bad, try opening a feed bag that's been sewn shut. You're supposed to pull one end of the string to start the whole unravel/open process but it rarely works right.

Nothing pisses me off anymore, since I started taking those little Blue pills.

I agree with Ted. Its much easier to complain about petty things in your life than it is to focus on the blessings. Sure, there are lots of things I wish I could do, I wish I had the money to get new countertops, finish the basement, etc... But I have got a great life, a wonderful family, and a loving God.

Can't you just stick with the bread brands that use the flat plastic u shaped constricting washer thingy?

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Originally posted by d hepler:
The thing that really trips my trigger is the bread companies that hire left handed twister installers. If a bread twister doesn't start loosening when I twist counterclockwise I will cut a slit in the top of the bag and throw the whole damn thing out to the birds. Then I take a vow never to buy that brand again. So far my list is at 14 brands. Yes I do the same thing with anything that has a twister.

Boy, if that doesn't make you grab your rifle and look for an open bell tower, nothing will...

You'll waste a whole loaf of bread just because the twist is twisted the wrong way? That seems a bit rash.

In the 50,000 or so years that humans have been on earth there have been 76,000,000,000 people, give or take a trillion or so. I have never had nor will have anything happen to me that has not happened before to a whole bunch of other people. Whatever it may be, it is neither unique nor, in the scheme of things, important. So no, I don't get pissed off. What would be the point?

Shorty

Always remember this-
"Tis better to be pissed off than to be pissed on"
That being said-what really fries my grunions are those plastic vaults that batteries and everything else little comes in-you need a SHARP knife or a cutting torch to get into them and then you throw away a big hunk of plastic with a half life of about 25,000 years.

About the only thing that pisses me off is people who let little things piss them off.

Brian~

Shotgun shells.

Why not?

Discuss it amongst yourselves.