On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed
his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him,
and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and
it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.
When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in
your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, How do I
stop the medicine from working"

"Your partner must say'1-2-3-4,' he responded. But when she does, the
medicine will not work again until the next full moon."


The old gent was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his
wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his
clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men..


His wife, excited, began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked,
"What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with
a preposition because we could end up with a dangling participle.

So much for Better Living Through Chemistry ...

Now that was funny!!

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Dom

Thanks for the laugh. I enjoyed that.


snakeman

Good one indeed.

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I am a sheep dog!
1601 (ret)

Thats like the guys wife says to him,

"Don't bring that thing around me, You got it like that all by yourself, you can get rid of it all by yourself".