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Old 03-05-2010, 10:49 AM
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Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
0bama frowns, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your
sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
0bama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the
same question. "Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and
your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your
sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one."
He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is
it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!"
Then, he goes back to speak with 0bama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:57 AM
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Thats a good one , got me to laugh!!!
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Didn't see that coming! Good one!
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Here's another one:

Barack Obama.
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badda bing....rim shot!


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Good joke - about what I would expect from the present administration.
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good one...........
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CAJUNLAWYER:

Excellent. I really enjoyed that one. I hope you don't mind if I snag it and forward it to my work buddies.

Now you can get working on the next pithy signature line.

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Made me laugh LOL
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I stopped telling jokes..my last one got pulled...
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Unfortunately this is too close to being true. This same type of logic is used by our leaders and is directed toward us citizens. They know the truth and think we don't. Sadly some of us don't. Look what happened in 2008.
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I stopped telling jokes..my last one got pulled...
Here's where the 'rimshot' should be.
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