Courtesy of Hoke Hinson.
Two women were sitting next to each other at a
> >> bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but
> >> think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .
> >>
> >> The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure
> >> am!'
> >>
> >> The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in
> >> Ireland are ya from?'
> >>
> >> The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I
> >> am.'
> >>
> >> The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what
> >> street did you live on in Dublin ?'
> >>
> >> The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It
> >> was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of
> >> town.'
> >>
> >> The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small
> >> world.
> >> So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go
> >> to?'
> >>
> >> The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to
> >> Holy Heart of Mary, of course.'
> >>
> >> The first one gets really excited and says, 'And
> >> so did I! Tell me, what y=ar did you graduate?'
> >>
> >> The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I
> >> graduated in 1964.'
> >>
> >> The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be
> >> smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in
> >> the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of
> >> Mary in 1964 me self!
> >>
> >> About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits
> >> down, and orders a beer.
> >>
> >> Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael
> >> shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
> >>
> >> Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'
> >>
> >> Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk
> >> again.'
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