08-05-2010, 12:49 PM
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The Call
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs
him that the cost is a million dollars,
so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and
talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished
the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,
so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic
and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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SOS USA
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