One day an old German shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long,
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in
trouble now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down
to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the
panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more
around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd
nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it
for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that
conniving canine!"
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel
on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of
running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending
he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
the old German Shepherd says....
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
panther!"
Moral of this story....
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome
youth and treachery!
BS and brilliance only come with age and
experience.
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A friend told the other day that he had learned to mind his own business. He was walking by the local psychiatric hospital and he heard a number of people inside chanting 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13.
He couldn't see over the fence, and curiosity got the better of him when he saw a gap in the fence. He stepped up to look through the crack. When he did, someone poked him in the eye with a stick.
Then the chanting changed. 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14.
Old Dogs, Just because I am crazy doesn't mean I am stupid.
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