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C'mon, now- me, and all the usual suspects have chimed in already.
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I resemble that!!! I wasn’t even a member of this forum when Caj stirred this pot!
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Really depends whether I have had my morning coffee and which brand I was able to get my hands on. Did someone say Spam and eggs? In this case, I would say a good run would beat a bad stand anyday.
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No gun, I'd just whip out my little arrow that I bought off of a Ravager named Yondu.
Just have to keep the tunes for Bears, Snakes, Rabid Ferral Dogs, Zombies and Telemarketers seperate.
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...I'd just send my friend Bella with her 22...
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...how old is this thread?...
...old enough that my friend here says he's had enough...
...and is leaving...
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Phased plasma in the 40 watt range.
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Only one gun? I would bring my Taurus Judge...but since this is a S&W forum, it should be the Governor....410 shotgun for snakes and smaller nasties, and 45 Long Colt for bigger targets.
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An appropriately named weapon for such occasions when you got nothing else.
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An appropriately named weapon for such occasions when you got nothing else.
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...if you plink at a bear with that...
...there's a good chance you will soon be doing the second half of the name...
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Nuke them from orbit ,it’s the only way to be sure …
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The Holy Hand Grenade.
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Mama Rositas refrieds, and a Bic lighter.
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What no one has posted the picture of the rattlesnake pit........that always makes me want to get a gallon of gas and a match!!!!!!
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An AR15, I've been watching cable news and you wouldn't believe what one of them can do. 
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The Holy Hand Grenade.
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Come back here!
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I read someplace that if you lay down your guns any and all manner of beast will readily grant you safe passage.
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Are we talking packs of regular feral dogs or intergalactic space alien feral dogs? 
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Intergalactic feral snake-bear-dogs with a bit of Raptor and T-rex DNA mixed in.
(Dr. Wu was bored one day.)
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Did I miss something?
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I was in a place like that once to, but, I didn't need a gun, I just left DC and never went back.
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I must be the “specific idiot” du jour. oh well. Wouldn’t a Benelli SBE cover all that? I know it would. Is this a trick question?
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I was in a place like that once to, but, I didn't need a gun, I just left DC and never went back.
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Bears all over the world are offended by that remark.
At least they do their business in the woods.
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Gator,
I've found if'n ya clean them snakes quick, like in right now,
while their still trying to twistin' around yer arm.
Ice or salt 'em down right soon, does away with that gamey flavor...
Just a ol' cow camp cook tip. ~Smiley~
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First I'd need one of Kieth44spl's double rigs......... then
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I think the guy that started this mess up had way too much time on his hands.
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I'm sure I've got something from the Dinochrome Brigade laying about somewhere. Let's see, about 20 years ago I left it . . . .
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Old Painless. 
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Wow, old thread and I saw where Gatorfarmer had a post or two. May he rest in peace.
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Wow, old thread and I saw where Gatorfarmer had a post or two. May he rest in peace.
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No, may his wife rest in peace.
May he rot in prison.
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No gun needed. I would wrap myself in this thread since it won’t die.
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"it" hits the fan, you are in bear country-on foot AND there are packs of roaming feral dogs and posionous snakes. What gun to get now??
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You must be talkin about C-Rats.
I could eat the Ham and Limas.
I had trouble with the Spaghetti cause we could never heat it. Not a big pasta guy to this day....
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Do we get to heat up those C-rats Liam bean and ham with a bit of C4 or eat them cold? Either way they were just pure bad!
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Captain Kirk's Tazer..........Set to stun..............Or......A GE minigun.
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Build a luxury treehouse, close the trap door behind you and forget about it! Or, serious edge weapons.
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