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Let us add to the equation
Please look at the date of this post before responding!
"it" hits the fan, you are in bear country-on foot AND there are packs of roaming feral dogs and posionous snakes. What gun to get now??
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Need more data-
Are the bears wearing body armor?
Single bears, or squads?
Normal bears, or zombie bears?
Have the dogs had their shots?
Are the snakes natives, or illegal immigrants?
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This actually happened to me. I grabbed my go to concealment rig, my M44 Mosin Nagant loaded with 240 grn Gold Dots.
With the bayonet extended I was able to kill 254 snakes, 412 regular bears, 232 zombie bears, and a boxcar full of feral dogs....
By then I had to reload and used the rounds I had packed in my tactical boot concealment rig and walked out alive, with my MRE's and water purification kit, all packed neatly in my bug out trailer.
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This actually happened to me. I grabbed my go to concealment rig, my M44 Mosin Nagant loaded with 240 grn Gold Dots.
With the bayonet extended I was able to kill 254 snakes, 412 regular bears, 232 zombie bears, and a boxcar full of feral dogs....
By then I had to reload and used the rounds I had packed in my tactical boot concealment rig and walked out alive, with my MRE's and water purification kit, all packed neatly in my bug out trailer.
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I believe ya!
Same thing happent to me.
Can I have them MRE's if you ain't gonna eatem?
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I don't mind sharin', as long as you don't get the ham and lima bean MRE's....those are my favorite....
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You must be talkin about C-Rats.
I could eat the Ham and Limas.
I had trouble with the Spaghetti cause we could never heat it. Not a big pasta guy to this day....
I simply would not eat the Ham and Eggs if road kill was available.
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"it" hits the fan, you are in bear country-on foot AND there are packs of roaming feral dogs and posionous snakes. What gun to get now??
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you don't need a gun for that riffraff. I would just tie the snakes together to make snares to catch the wild dogs and use them as bear bait. And if you braid the snakeropes good and stout they would be just dandy for lynching the bears.
You've always heard snakes are beneficial. Now you know that they could even save your life!!
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What i wanna know is of "it" hits the fan, what sort of socks would you wear, huh?
You'll be using them socks a lot more than any gun, I assure ya!
I'm goin with unisex treking sox by Thorlos. Thick cushion. Yep: Thorlos® Camping Socks : The World's Best Foot Care! (I figure unisex so's I can swap with any attractive females in need I happen to encounter.)
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According to "Swamp People" all I need is a .22/.22 mag rifle.
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According to "Swamp People" all I need is a .22/.22 mag rifle.
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According to "Swamp People" all I need is a .22/.22 mag rifle.
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Man, I hear that!!!
And ranch hands...Are the same way, they'll go after anything with a .22 rimfire.
Just shoot it anywhere, it'll kill 'em...Anywhere in the eye, that is!!!
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You people aren't taking this question seriously, which is not surprising, seeing as it is [yet another] trick question. The proper question is not "What gun to get now??". It is "What guns to get now??" Now any idiot could answer the question, if he hasn't already.
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It's the man eating pigs that you have to worry about. They are smarter and larger than the dogs, and tend to be more aggressive and territorial. They're larger and more dangerous than bears.
Anyway, add in alligators, lots of biting things, and a strange swamp smell and welcome to the SouthEastern United States.
To which I just shrug. I'm from Michigan. Detroit and even Lansing were much worse.
Besides which, dog doesn't taste that bad at all and snake... is like a vaguely gamey sort of chicken.
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snake... is like a vaguely gamey sort of chicken.
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Gator,
I've found if'n ya clean them snakes quick, like in right now,
while their still trying to twistin' around yer arm.
Ice or salt 'em down right soon, does away with that gamey flavor...
Just a ol' cow camp cook tip. ~Smiley~
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a stick and some salt and pepper and some zatarains creole seasoning and a few matches?
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It's the man eating pigs that you have to worry about. They are smarter and larger than the dogs, and tend to be more aggressive and territorial. They're larger and more dangerous than bears.
Anyway, add in alligators, lots of biting things, and a strange swamp smell and welcome to the SouthEastern United States.
To which I just shrug. I'm from Michigan. Detroit and even Lansing were much worse.
Besides which, dog doesn't taste that bad at all and snake... is like a vaguely gamey sort of chicken.
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Are you talking about " The man eating pigs" or "the man eating pigs". Big difference in weaponry -but I digest
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Only one gun? I think I'd want my 620, with the right ammo it's a freaking rifle.
Two guns? My 620 plus a lever action Carbine, in 357 Magnum of course.
Three guns? Add a 22 caliber rifle with a decent scope to the mix, that would keep me in squirrels and rabbits for a good long time.
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ZATARIANS...Now your talking.. but the Liquid Crab and Shrimp Boil
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"it" hits the fan, you are in bear country-on foot AND there are packs of roaming feral dogs and posionous snakes. What gun to get now??
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The only way to survive this situation is to purchase something tactical, stoke it with handloaded cartridges at +P+ pressure levels and super heavy hard cast bullets.
Don't waste your money on a 44 Magnum or a 454 Casull, only the 44 Special or 45 Colt must be handloaded at +P+ levels to achieve the perfomance you need.
If you cannot afford the proper weapon, or don't handload then you must carry a bag of Cheetos and you car keys in a tactical quick draw rig. Practice tossing the Cheetos while drawing your keys every day until your fingers bleed.
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You people aren't taking this question seriously, which is not surprising, seeing as it is [yet another] trick question. The proper question is not "What gun to get now??". It is "What guns to get now??" Now any idiot could answer the question, if he hasn't already.
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6" Model 29-2. Good for everything from snakes to bears, with Jihadis, hold-up men and toothless "Deliverance" types in-between.
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Alright! This has gone on long enough and I still don't see my question posted up, so I'll jump in. What about a pack of roaming lawyers?
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