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Walton and Johnson - The Radio Gawds :: Show Archives

[Engineer1911]

Who said the blushing bride was fat?

[jlrhiner]

WOW........... around here, slapping a cop would not look good on you. Especially when you woke up in the morning

[Rule 303]

Where I live the PO-Lice will make you do the "Electric Dance" if you threaten them, much less slap one. Just makes you wanna quiver all over.

Rule 303

[Stevens]

Tazed twice in one day, wow, that was one drunk groom!
That took place about 15 miles form my home, none of my family or buddies involved as far as I could tell.
Someone suggested the groom had a moment of lucidity in his drunken stupor, preffering to spend the honeymoon in jail rather than with his lovely bride.
Steve W

[charlie sherrill]

I still remember the only wedding reception I have ever been to in Louisiana. I was invited to the Saturday evening wedding but was unable to attend because I had to work night shift. Louisiana Joe told me to go ahead and come to the reception when I got off. I explained to him that by the time I got off, changed clothes, and got down there it would be around 9:00 a.m. Sunday morning. He assured me the reception would still be going on.

The reception was held at the home of the bride. When I pulled into the yard looking for a place to park I noticed some guy in a tuxedo asleep in a flower bed. I found what was left of Joe and he directed me to the kitchen/den where I found the somewhat older bride still wearing her wedding dress. Joe told me later on the groom married her for her money. There were a few folks laying around, but most were still in party mode. Some of them were cooking breakfast. You could choose from bacon and eggs or gumbo. I chose Gumbo and Pabst Blue Ribbon. I smelled charcoal burning and noticed they were getting ready to slow cook a pig. My lack of sleep and the beer took it's toll. I woke up on a couch as it got dark. Joe was gone. I ate pulled pork and some more gumbo before I headed home. As I left more people were arriving and the party was starting back up. I stopped for aspirin, water and gas before getting on I-10. The hangover started easing up around Picayune, Ms.

[CAJUNLAWYER]

I forget who sent that to me a few weeks ago, I think it was Louisiana Joe and as far as Walton & Johnson go-those guys are hysterical! I listen to them every morning.

Check out the Cherpumple cake for Thanksgiving
http://www.waltonandjohnson.com/show...html?n_id=1037

[Bullseye 2620]

Alcohol and law enforcement: now that's a real match, unfortunately.


Bullseye

[gunlovingirl]

I hope they were able to get all the dirt and pepper spray out of all the beautiful wedding attire everyone was wearing.

[safearm]

The pepper spray didn't appear to faze anyone; perhaps it was milder than the spice in the chile, gumbo, or whatever.