The Blonde & Christmas Stamps

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Christmas Stamps

A blonde went to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She said to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk asked, "What denomination?"

The blonde said, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

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A blonde called the fire department to report she had a chimney fire & needed help!

The dispatcher asked "How do we get to your place?"

Her answer "HELLO! Maybe iin your big red truck?"