Thought for the day

[CAJUNLAWYER]

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of cocoa in front
of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his hot
cocoa.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are
you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his cocoa, tears glistening in his eyes and softly states "It's the 20th Anniversary of the day
we met."
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating?
I was 18 and you were only 16," he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so
caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison
for 20 years?'"
"I remember that, too," she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out
today."

[HAWKEYE10]

That made me laugh. Don

[Dennis The B]

..."I would have gotten out today."

And that's when the fight started.

[Rule3]

Printing a copy to give to my wife and then run like hell.

[26Ford]

Nothing better than a love story with a happy ending.

[G.T. Smith]

Finally, something made me smile on an otherwise ****** day. Thank you sir!
Peace,
Gordon

[HCD]

Originally Posted by CAJUNLAWYER

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of cocoa in front
of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his hot
cocoa.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are
you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his cocoa, tears glistening in his eyes and softly states "It's the 20th Anniversary of the day
we met."
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating?
I was 18 and you were only 16," he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so
caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison
for 20 years?'"
"I remember that, too," she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out
today."

I gota say something, respectfully, I got a couple of attorney buddies that come out here to shoot. And for a lawyer you spend a lot of time on the internet. Are you a practicing atty? Or do you just spend your time on the web dispensing --- well whatever it is you put out? I saw your post on the c-pap thread and it made me rethink whatever it was I thought about you in the beginning. Just a plain question and I hope for a plain answer. No disrespect meant or given.

[pilgrim6a]

It was my impression that a 'CAJUNLAWYER' was a Cajun who owns 3 books. A Justin Wilson cookbook, the Bible and one other.

[Old 44 Guy]

Caj: That brought a thought to me that happened many years ago during my youth. Almost the same thing happened to me but I fell off the davenport in time.

[bobelk99]

Thanks for the smile!

Do you ever work?

[old bear]

Do you ever work?

According to his billing sheets he does.

Cajuan, Thanks that was great...

[Engineer1911]

If the hourly rate is sufficiently high, you can get by with fewer hours.

[JcMack]

After 9 years of misery, my ex let me know it was "time" for our star crossed relationship to end in divorce. I still think if I'd have just tried harder she would have bailed at 5 yrs..

[turnerriver]

I told my wife the other day that I wanted her to sell all my stuff immediately when I died.She asked why on earth I'd want her to do that.Because I figure you'll marry again & I wouldn't want some a#@$%&%
pawing through my stuff.She then asked me what makes me think she'd marry another a#@$%&*
Regards,
turnerriver

[Blacksmith58]

People will ask me every now and then, “Are you married?”

I just bow my head slightly and say, “I’ve been married four times! One died; and three won’t!!!”

[JOERM]

"I gota say something, respectfully, I got a couple of attorney buddies that come out here to shoot. And for a lawyer you spend a lot of time on the internet. Are you a practicing atty?"

Respectfully, how long does it take to copy and paste something on the internet? We all spend more time on the net then we should, at home and at work. What's the big dang deal? I think everyone on this site knows Caj is a practicing atty. I take that question as being disrespectful, but that's just me. Caj will surely respond. Keep in mind, we are here for fun and intertainment. Relax and enjoy the ride, ok?

why do attorneys and doctors have to "practice" - for the money they make they should have it right by now!:

[slowburninsteve]

Caj, thanks for the laugh. I needed that!
Steve

[longhair]

Wife said "I want something that will go from 0 to 200 in five seconds." I gave her a set of scales.

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Originally Posted by HCD

I gota say something, respectfully, I got a couple of attorney buddies that come out here to shoot. And for a lawyer you spend a lot of time on the internet. Are you a practicing atty? Or do you just spend your time on the web dispensing --- well whatever it is you put out? I saw your post on the c-pap thread and it made me rethink whatever it was I thought about you in the beginning. Just a plain question and I hope for a plain answer. No disrespect meant or given.

No....But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Originally Posted by bobelk99

Thanks for the smile!

Do you ever work?

No....I don't-that is why I have minions.

[pilgrim6a]

Cajun, do your minions belong to the Henchmans Union?

[frbeall]

That story really chokes me up.

[HCD]

Originally Posted by CAJUNLAWYER

No....But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Yep thats what I thought, did FEMA (the tax payers) pay for that to?



"Keep in mind, we are here for fun and intertainment. Relax and enjoy the ride, ok? "

[bobelk99]

Originally Posted by CAJUNLAWYER

No....I don't-that is why I have minions.

That may be the best response I have ever encountered. Can say that after looking up minions in the dickshunary.

[WR Moore]

The fact that the guy spoke about that in the kitchen, near all those knives, shows he hasn't learned much in the past 20 years.

[CelticSire]

An insurance salesman is traveling through Louisiana, trying to sell a few life insurance policies but not having much luck. Tired and discouraged, he stops by a little shotgun house on the edge of a bayou. He knocks, and a little old lady comes to the door. After introducing himself and telling her he's there to sell insurance, he is pleasantly surprised when she invites him in and offers him a glass of tea. (Yes, sweet tea, this IS Louisiana) He asks if she is married, and she replies, "Yes, to my fourth husband." "Fourth husband?" the salesman replies incredulously. "Yes, the other three died tragic deaths." Thinking that this is a perfect candidate for a life insurance policy, the salesman asks, "May I ask what brought about their demise?" "Well, my first husband, he died from eating poison mushrooms. And my second husband, well he died from eating poison mushrooms, too. But my third husband, he died from a fractured skull." The salesman, intrigued, asks "How did he happen to get a fractured skull?" The little old lady responds, "The sonofb*tch wouldn't eat his mushrooms."

[bubbiesdad]

Have to hang on to last shot to get the connction.

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