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Old 07-21-2011, 09:15 AM
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.......

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk,
I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,
A now very embarrassed man.


But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

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Old 07-21-2011, 09:19 AM
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I just hope she didn't have assist in your exam . . . Payback can be . . . well, you know . . .
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I just hope she didn't have assist in your exam . . . Payback can be . . . well, you know . . .
She probly passed him off to the doctor affectionately known as "Big Hands."
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Old 07-21-2011, 01:07 PM
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I love it,

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Old 07-21-2011, 01:14 PM
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ha ha ha ha ha that is funny
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You are the man! Great come back.
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Now that there's funny!
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That's the funniest thing I've heard in a year!!!!


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