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Old 09-07-2011, 07:36 AM
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Only a Farm Kid...
When you're from the country, your perception is a little different.......



A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door

"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'

The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
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Old 09-07-2011, 07:53 AM
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That's so bad... I laughed.
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rim shot...

But FUNNY!
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Old 09-07-2011, 09:31 AM
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that is funny
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Old 09-07-2011, 09:32 AM
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Quite Cute !!!!
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Hahahahahaha! Must admit, I did not know where that was going. Got to get the coffee off my keyboard!
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This is supposedly true.

There's an Arabian horsefarm down the road a piece from where I live. When the owner's kid was in the 2nd grade, the teacher was having the kids draw pictures of various things, to make sure they understood the word.

She'd say a word and the kids would draw a picture. The word was "bread".

She received 28 pictures of various and sundry breads - loaves of bread, slices of bread, English muffins, etc.

And one picture of a stallion atop a mare.
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Didn't see THAT coming....
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