So far this week, I have won the Irish lottery for 800,000 pounds, I won another email lottery, being 1 of 10 winners each who will recieve $1,000,000 cash, I won a BMW 735i in a giveaway....I have 7 people from Africa who are going to give me several million dollars each for assisting them in regaining their royalty in their home countries (or similar), and I have 2 business proposals from complete strangers who are also going to hand me millions more in cash.
But thats not all.
Get this: beautiful women from Russia are waiting for my hand in marriage, I am talking super model gorgeous babes, I saw pictures of them all! The same for Romania, not to mention the other countries they are chiming in from. I've got marriage proposals from at least 11 different women right now, and everyone of them is at least 25 years younger than I am. Jealous, aren't you? Haha!!!
I must have put something really good on Facebook, making all these people want me to help them out, just wish I could figure out WHAT I said...and all the women who want me...I've always known that this would happen to me someday!

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Geoff. Since 1960.

I wouldn't know what to do with that much luck

After you collect all the money, get back to me.
I might marry you.

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Regards,
Lee Jarrett

GEE! Now you have a potential marriage proposal too, and it's still only Friday.

Some people have all the luck. Now you can quit your job and, while you're at it, tell your boss what you really think of him. How we all envy you. Keep us posted.

Don't count your pounds yet. I don't think there's 800,000 pounds left in all of Ireland. Up in till last year I worked a lot in Chicago's "ethnic" neighborhoods. Its kind of bazaar to say the least. On one street you can drive 10 miles and take a trip through Eastern Europe, India, and Pakistan. Eastern European women are quite attractive (not all of them pull plows). Most of these girls have a boyfriend somewhere named Ivan that still wears a field jacket they got from somebody's army. Life under Communism must have been pretty rough. They are not the happy villagers of old.

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SOS USA

You think you're lucky? I not only got all of that, I also got 13 offers of pills that will make me 25 years younger than I am, and help me take advantage of all those offers, as if I needed any help.

Does this mean we're through?

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SOS USA

You are officially "The Man".

You're on a roll, Geoff40. Keep on truckin'!

R. Crumb

PS: Don't bogart that joint, mah friend...

800,000 pounds
You better hope that they're paying for shipping!!

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In dog years I'm dead.

Remember what Ole said. "I don't care where you go as long as you're out of here by the end of the week."


To the OP. Have you been notified of the death of your Uncle McCormac? It seems that everyone's Uncle McCormac died in the Chinese earthquake and left them 1.8 Million USD.

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Field Researcher. IGC

Eh, I wouldn't hold my breath about the lotteries, but there actually are plenty of women in Romania, Russia et al that would happily marry you, cook your meals, do your laundry, etc in exchange for a green card.

A guy that used to be my "gunsmith" (imagine air quotes, yeah, he was special alright...) had a Russian mail order bride. She was quite attractive. She did end up running off on him though. Said that she'd rather go back to Kiev and starve then be married to him for one more day... But he did have athlete's foot on his face and some other... er.... issues.

Though personally, I continue to suggest women in prison as a better option. Solemn nod. Many are eligible for parole.... And what more could someone ask for?

Thank God that Lee's offer is only good in California and now New York IIRC.

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James Redfield
LM #497

If I have to respond to all those mails I would be a multimultmillionare now.
I do just one thing. Push the deleteknob.