Proper eating

[oldman45]

A tough old cowboy from south Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103, at whcih time he passed away.

He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren and
A 15-FOOT CRATER

where the creamatorium used to be.


Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it

[HERMAN.40]

Sounds like he went out with a bang

[Muley Gil]

A friend of mine had a great grandfather who used to sprinkle a little black powder on his eggs in the morning.

Luckily, he was embalmed and buried when he died.