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Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are dead
There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are dead.
Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.
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10-27-2011, 02:58 PM
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Only once?
Sounds like they are alive.....
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10-27-2011, 03:34 PM
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You both just about made me spew pepsi all over my computer screen! LOL!
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10-27-2011, 03:55 PM
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Only once?
Sounds like they are alive.....
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Give'm time Sir.....Give'm time.
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10-27-2011, 04:17 PM
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There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are dead.
Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.
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And in Miami Dade.
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10-27-2011, 04:54 PM
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Nice one......
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10-27-2011, 08:30 PM
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The story went around after the stolen election of 1960 that a couple of Mayor Daley's Cook County operatives were in a graveyard late one night getting names off tombstones. One had a sudden attack of conscience. "This is awful, this just ain't right. Some of these folks have been dead nearly 100 years and we're registering them to vote!"
His buddy said, "What are you talking about? This is the greatest country in the world, this is a great democracy. These people got just as much right to vote as me and you! Shut up and keep writing."
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10-27-2011, 09:45 PM
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I heard they have started a solar panel company and have been granted $700,000. in fed loans.
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At least with Gaddahfi? dead, I can see on his tombstone how they REALLY spell his name after all these years.....
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does this mean that chicago residents will be able to ccw??
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10-27-2011, 10:39 PM
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Nice! I love that one.
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Their Virgins await 
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And now, as a service to the hard of hearing.
"GERERALISSMO FRANCISCO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD"
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At least with Gaddahfi? dead, I can see on his tombstone how they REALLY spell his name after all these years.....
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Sorry, he was buried in an unmarked grave in the Libyan Desert. Apparently they couldn't reach a concensus on how to spell his name, and just said screw it............
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Where else would they register??? In Chicago being dead doesn't keep you from voting. Strange things happen in
Chicago when it comes to politics !
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