Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.


Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What in the world ya doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"But me 'n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."



(Don't make me hafta splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)



f.t.

Iknow,I know.

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South Carolina-God's country

Folks, we have to tone down the redneck and hillbilly jokes before someone gets offended.
We must check with 'The Great Ape' to see who we are allowed to bash in the Forum.
I think (and I could be wrong) the only ones that are still fair game are lawyers and Frenchmen.

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Field Researcher. IGC

Naw.... You forgot politicians.

Hell,I AM a redneck! If I'm not offended,why should someone who ain't take offense? It's a JOKE son,a JOKE. GEEZ!
f.t.

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South Carolina-God's country

I am only part French, so only part of me is offended. But heck, I am definitely a red neck. Must I post pictures of my daily driver again?

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Vaya con Dios

Hold on there now sparky

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Forum consigliere

Don't let 99% of lawyers give the others a bad name....

I take it you mean the other "one"!

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Isaiah 55:8-9
Phil. 4:13

I ain't offended.
Notice, I do have the bottom button on them Carharts latched.
I ain't done no striptease in front of no tractors, either. JD or any other brand.

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Georgia On My Mind

He did WHAT to a tractor?

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Wayne
Torn & Frayed

I aint offened...I am a hillbilly. Bad as I hate to admit it that joke confused me. I have seriously had more fun with my tractor than I ever had with my wife!!!!