Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women..

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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JR

Well, there ya go!

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Endeavor to persevere. <><

This is a "keeper". Not for sharing with the little woman, but a "keeper"...

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NICK-SWCA-NRA BENEFACTOR LIFE

My wife, mother and daughter were not amused...but I was!

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SV,14,17,21,28,29,39,66,586

Very good but the version I like reads....

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a pair of 22's.

Very funny list.

I just read this to my wife and I think I did the wrong thing.

James

When my mother turned 40, my father said that he was going to trade her for 2 20's.

She told him that he was not wired for 220.

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Corripe Cervisiam

I do get more bang for the buck but that one can be argued.

This just got me hit in the face with a pillow. Worth it.

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What would Josey Wales do?

I really like guns, but I still WAY prefer women over guns. W A Y

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